Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

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– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S
GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY.
– MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH,
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS
OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE
IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’S–I MEAN,
HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE
WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER
OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US
SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHA–WHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHA–WHAT CAN–
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? – ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR. – SO THEN DO THE MEN
WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? – NO.
NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT A–AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY,
SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT
THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. – THE STRAIGHT SECTION?
– YEAH. – OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED
TO THE GAY SECTION. – NO, NO, THERE’S–THERE’S–
THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. – BUT THE GAY PEOPLE…
– NO, NO, NO. WHAT–YOU WOULD JUST SIT–
– AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? – NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME
JUST FOR A SECOND. – BUT THEN THE AISLE.
– YOU WOULD JUST– YOU WOULD JUST SIT
ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH
OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – SO WE JUST GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OR NOT.
YOU COULD JUST–YEAH. – WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OKAY.
GUESS WHO– – WHEN IN THE CEREMONY
DO WE SINGOVER THE RAINBOW?– WELL, YOU DON’T.
YOU DON’T. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY,
SO YOU– YOU WOULDN’T BE SINGING THAT
DURING THE SERVICE. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
– YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? – NO, I’M JUST ASKING. – I’M NERVOUS ‘CAUSE
I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES ‘FORE
MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. – OH, SIR, I DON’T THINK
ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU– I DON’T THINK ANY–
I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
TO DO JAZZ HANDS. – NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW
FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION? OR ARE WE WAY
IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE? – MA’AM, AGAIN,
THERE’S NO STRAIGHT SECTION. WHAT IS A PONY SHOW? – YOU KNOW,
WHEN Y’ALL GO LIKE THIS. – NO, THERE WON’T BE– THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS
DURING THE CEREMONY. – OH. OH. – WHEN DO WE SINGYMCA?– OH.
– SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY. – OKAY. – WHAT ABOUTMACHO, MACHOMAN?
– NO. – I DON’T KNOW
WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS. – WELL, I-I DON’T KNOW
WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS. USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES
DO IS THEY JUST– THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE… – HUH. – LIKE A STRAIGHT COUPLE WOULD. – THE GAY STORE, OR–
– JUST A REGULAR STORE. – WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS
TO BUY GAY GIFTS? – ARE YOU SAYING EUROS? YOU WOULDN’T–
YOU WOULDN’T USE EUROS. – NO, IT’S–IT’S–
IT’S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY. WE–WE SHOULD MAKE
SOME EYE CONTACT SO WE MAKE SURE THAT
THE COMMUNICATION’S HAPPENING. – YEAH.
– I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW IS IT, LIKE, A–YOU KNOW,
A DIFFERENT CURRENCY? OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH? – NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
U.S. DOLLARS, YEP. – DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE ANAL SEX? – OH!
– OR CAN WE JUST WATCH AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN’S HAT? – NO, THERE’S NO ANAL SEX
AND NO FIREMAN’S HAT. – OH, OKAY.
– IT’S CUNNILINGUS. – IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR? – WHEN DO WE GET TO SING
IT’S RAINING MEN,
HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAININGMEN?
– YOU DON’T. – SO THERE’S NO GAY HYMNS
IN THE CEREMONY? – SIR, THERE’S NO SUCH THING
AS A GAY HYMN. – WHAT?
– WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST
OR LIKE A NUN? – IT’S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST.
– OR… – NO, THERE’S NO “OR.” – IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN, THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF? all: OHH.
– WHAT? NO. NO. – DO WE THROW SOMETHING
OTHER THAN RICE? – LIKE WHAT, SIR? WHAT WOULD YOU THROW
OTHER THAN RICE? – I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T KNOW. COUSCOUS.
SKITTLES. – GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST
LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY? IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME. – WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT
OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, “EW”? – NO, IT’S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD
BE–THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC. – THIS FROM THE MAN
WHO WON’T ALLOW GAY HYMNS AT THE GAY WEDDING. – OKAY, BUT LIKE
A INVOLUNTARY GASP. – I WOULD JUST, I GUESS,
TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR. – OKAY.
I’LL–I’LL LOOK AWAY THEN. – OH, MY GOD.
– NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE? – NO, I DON’T THINK
DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL. – UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?
– NO. – OOH, DOOGIE. – WHAT IF YOU DON’T WANT
YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET? – THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
– EXCUSE ME, GARY. “RIDICULOUS.”
IS THAT A GAY TERM? – OKAY, YEP.
I’LL SHOW MYSELF OUT. – OH, HE’S A LITTLE TESTY,
ISN’T HE? – NAH, HE CAN GO.
– GOOD LUCK. – WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT
HOW IT GO. – LET’S GO, STEFAN. – I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

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  2. I have a few things to say
    1) Please buy all of your gay wedding gifts with Euros. It makes everything just go smoother legally, ya know?
    2) The straight section is usually located on the left side (not the back) because the gays are always right.
    3) All gay weddings should indeed have gay hymns, and if they don't, it's not really that gay.
    4) Most gay weddings will only require you to do jazz hands for 2 minutes, but please take into account, if one of the grooms is late, you will be doing jazz hands until he arrives.
    If anyone has more to add to this list, please feel free.

  3. β€œI don’t know i don’t know couscous skittles”
    The smartest and most hillarious joke ever i couldn’t stop laughing

  4. You wanna know whats the funny thing?
    Despite all of them being ignorant, they are at least trying to understand and are very open to new concepts.

  5. If they be throwing skittles around I be picking them up and eating them. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

  6. Everytime I watch one of these older videos I cant believe these thing were made 2013-14 the subject matter is still relevant

  7. 0:47 He shook his Gay coworkers' hand and showed it off to his family like it's an achievement of "no bigotry" or something πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Imagine if the ending was Delroy complaining that he didn’t see any pony shows, hear β€œgay hymns” or get skittles thrown on him at his wedding. Like the family actually went out and treated his wedding like a normal wedding and Delroy himself believed in β€œgay” stereotypes

  9. they have so many skits that make you say "this should be made into a movie", this skit is on top of that, and hopefully they get this cast 100%. if we can get raid Area 51 to trend, i hope some influencial ppl get some memes and petitions to get ATT of Key & Peele

  10. I would pay tickets to watch a movie about this family.

    This is one of the best skits of the show. Love it.

    Like, I love that this family is trying to be supportive. They gonna sing the gay hymns and everything.

  11. i genuinely want to see at least part 7 of a series based on this.In fact, forget episodes i want seasons of this !!!!

  12. Some idiot wrote that Jesus was gay. (Not on this video) JESUS WAS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of morons do we have living in this world?

  13. Lol he said β€œit’s a religious ceremony” when in fact homosexuality goes against the teaching of the three largest religious on Earth. It’s more like a mockery of a religious ceremony: a pagan celebration

  14. God could u imagine if Shane Gillis wrote this script or any white person for that fact wrote this.. Jesus Christ Their would be race wars in the street with all kinds of bullshit attached.. Just keep that outrage for both sides.. At least be fair in your hatred.. fucking retards

  15. "So do the men wear dresses and the woman wear suits" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ uncle ruckus is funny. Guest who straight. Gay section

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