Stephen Speaks Out Against Diplomatic Bullying

Stephen Speaks Out Against Diplomatic Bullying

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WELCOME TO” LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HAPPY FRIDAY, WE MADE IT. SAFE. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND. ANY PLANS?>>Jon: YES, INDEED, I’M GOING TO GO HOME AND NAP.>>Stephen: OH, YEAH. THAT...

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Post Election 2016 Monologue

Post Election 2016 Monologue

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SO WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT? I WENT TO BED EARLY? (LAUGHTER) I DIDN’T HAVE THE STRANGEST DREAM THOUGH. JUST KIDDING. THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. AND THE GOOD NEWS IS IT’S OVER NOW AND EVERYONE AGREES WITH THE OUTCOME....

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Donald Trump’s Election Win: One Year Later

Donald Trump’s Election Win: One Year Later

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THIS WAS A BIG OCCASION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODAY WAS THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DONALD TRUMP WINNING THE PRESIDENCY. NOW– I DONE KNOW, I WANT TO PUT POLITICS ASIDE FOR A SECOND AND SAY ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE, OH MY...

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Julie Chen Broke The 2016 Election Results To The ‘Big Brother’ Cast
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‘Twas The Night Before Election Day

‘Twas The Night Before Election Day

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(“DECK THE HALLS” BY BING CROSBY PLAYS)>>Stephen: GAH! LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS! THERE THEY ARE! (LAUGHTER) WHAT DAY IS IT? WHAT DAY IS IT!? ♪ ♪ ♪ OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! SAY THERE–...

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Trump Signals Interest In 2020 Election Interference

Trump Signals Interest In 2020 Election Interference

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WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. YOU KNOW — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT I STAND HERE AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT ALL OF DONALD TRUMP’S LIES. BUT TODAY...

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Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

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HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE...

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