Election Strategies | 22 Minutes

Election Strategies | 22 Minutes

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Our party must come out of this election with another majority. Our party must come out of this election with a minority. Our party must come out of this election still a party. The polls are in, and Justin’s numbers...

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David Holmes Testifies That US Diplomats Didn’t Want to Work with Rudy Giuliani
Local Elections | White Man Behind A Desk

Local Elections | White Man Behind A Desk

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Kia ora, my name is Robbie and I’m another white man behind a desk. This week we’re talking about the back-mole of New Zealand politics: the local elections. Like, you know it’s there, and you should probably do something about...

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WOW! Crisis in California, Kylie Jenner’s Record Poached By Egg, & Government Shutdown Consequences
Honest Government Ad | The Melbourne Cup

Honest Government Ad | The Melbourne Cup

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Hello, I’m from the Victorien Government Are you ready for the Melbourne Cup? Hear that sound? It’s coming! No, that’s not racehorses… That’s the sound of Tarocash-wearing, moscato sculling wankers heading to Flemington Racecourse, where they’ll get maggot… “I’m drunk,...

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Elections Canada Blowout Sale! | 22 Minutes

Elections Canada Blowout Sale! | 22 Minutes

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You might be be glad the election is over, but at Elections Canada, we’re still cleaning up. Our polling booths have closed, our yellow “Vote” signs are coming down, and all we’re left with is… Tiny pencils. Tons and tons...

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BC Election Standard Time | 22 Minutes

BC Election Standard Time | 22 Minutes

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Hey, are you a voter in British Columbia? I sure am! Are you sick of election wins being declared on the news before you even vote? Yes I am. It’s like, what am I even doing here? Exactly! Every election...

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Election 2016: For whom should you vote? Walter has the answer! | JEFF DUNHAM
Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking

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If you’re just joining us, we are continuing our coverage of the ominous music that is sending panic across the nation. The suspenseful music was first heard throughout the country at 3:10 Eastern Standard Time this afternoon sending citizens and...

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